
Neow epochFinish any run (win or lose)What Neow says
The first, second and fifth visit as a character each have their own exchange. Every other visit draws one of the repeating lines: the second-visit line or an Any climber line.

I’ve... remade you....
...go... ..up.....

...hello... ..again.....

...awaken...
..Awaken.....

..receive.... this....
..blessing.. ...go......

..I’ve... ..brought... ..you back...

...kill.. the... ARCHITECT

..arise.. my.. warrior...
..time... to fight...again...

..still.. lost.. to rage... good...

..remember.. the.. first..time
...you ..came...before me..

..so..furious...

...so..useful...
Other visits: one of the repeating lines at random, the second-visit line above or an line.

...returned.. from... outside?
..knew... you’d... be back...

...your..
...trophy.. awaits...

..both...know..agony..of..family...
...

..still...seeking..approval...?
...FOOLISH...
Other visits: one of the repeating lines at random, the second-visit line above or an line.

...construct.. what...
....have you.. become...?

...he.. can...
....fix.. you.. ...everything....

...I.. can’t... ..make...
...you.. forget....
<resolute beeping sounds>

...good....
Other visits: one of the repeating lines at random, the second-visit line above or an line.

...we.... share... ..the same... ..goal....
HE KILLED ALL THAT I LOVE!!

...my power..... is yours...

He... still.. ....breathes...
Is... it.. ...even... possible...?

... Architect.... ..weakening....
..we.... stronger...
Other visits: one of the repeating lines at random, the second-visit line above or an line.
Oversized blue creature, I am the future King!

..cute...
...you... will see.. ..me... ...again....

...again..?
Why can’t I win?!

...receive.. this... ..blessing...
...yes, thank you Neow.
Other visits: one of the repeating lines at random, the second-visit line above or an line.
Relics offered
Two of these20 relics
Always one of these8 relics
How the visit works
Where and when
- Neow waits at the first node of Act 1, whether the run opens in Overgrowth or Underdocks.
Her epoch is granted the moment any run ends, or on your first look at the Timeline.- She has been exiled and speaks in fragments. Her one clear wish is that you kill the Architect.
The heal
- Her heal is a resurrection: you drop to 0 HP, then she heals all of it back.
- At Ascension 2 the heal is 80% of what is missing, which from 0 means every run starts at 80% of your Max HP.
The offer
- The offer is always three relics: two from the beneficial pool and one from the cursed pool.
Fourteen beneficial relics form the base pool, and three coin flips add Lava Rock or Small Capsule, Nutritious Oyster or Stone Humidifier, and Neow's Talisman or Pomander.
The cursed relic is rolled first and removes its beneficial twin: Cursed Pearl drops Golden Pearl, Hefty Tablet drops Arcane Scroll, Leafy Poultice drops New Leaf, Precarious Shears drops Precise Scissors. Large Capsule skips the capsule flip.
Restrictions
- Kaleidoscope needs every character's card pool unlocked.
- Winged Boots and Silver Crucible are single-player only.
In a modified run, such as the Daily Climb, she offers no relics and walks you through each modifier's option instead.
Which relic to take from Neow
Beneficial picks
- Among the beneficial relics, Phial Holster and Lost Coffer give the most for Act 1.
Precise Scissors and New Leaf shape a starter deck.
Kaleidoscope or Scroll Boxes add real cards before the first fight.
Neow's Torment adds Neow's Fury, a 1-cost attack that returns two discarded cards to hand.
The cursed side
- The cursed side is often better.
Silver Crucible upgrades your first three card rewards for an empty first chest.
Large Capsule is two relics for one extra Strike and Defend.
Precarious Shears removes two cards for 16 HP you were just healed.
Cursed Pearl is 333 gold behind an unplayable curse.
Avoid or gamble
Avoid Leafy Poultice, which trades 12 Max HP for two transforms, and Silken Tress, which throws away your gold.
Neow's Bones rolls two random Neow relics plus a random curse.
Worth knowing
In co-op, Neow makes a separate offer to each player, with no vote. Each player's three relics are rolled on their own, and each player takes one for themselves. Massive Scroll is offered only when two or more players are in the run, so a solo climber never sees it. The Greed that Cursed Pearl adds is Eternal: no removal or transform can take it out of your deck.


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